[Kecy] A laugh for this rainy day......

[Ivar <pivovar zavinac rogers bod com>]

>> Please excuse the language...... ;) but I found it too funny not to send... 
>> 
>> My one day of employment after retiring. 
>> 
>> After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many 
>> retirees, I lasted less than a day!
>> ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly 
>> unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling 
>> obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>> As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to 
>> Walmart." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be f*****g stupid. 
>> Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7. Why 
>> the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" I 
>> replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe that 
>> someone f****d you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at 
>> Walmart." 
>> 
>> My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. 
>> 
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