Walmart greeters:)
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
“Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”
“Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”
“Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.”
“Yes sir, I understand your concern and I’ll try harder.”
Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, “It’s odd though your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?”
The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled.
He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, “They usually saluted and said, ‘Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?’”
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From: Ivar <pivovar zavinac rogers bod com>
To: kecy <kecy zavinac dali bod feld bod cvut bod cz>
Sent: Fri, Jan 11, 2013 11:29 am
Subject: [Kecy] A laugh for this rainy day......
>> Please excuse the language...... ;) but I found it too funny not to send...
>>
>> My one day of employment after retiring.
>>
>> After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day!
>> ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly
unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>> As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to
Walmart." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be f*****g stupid.
Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" I replied,
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe that someone
f****d you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."
>>
>> My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
>>
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