[Kecy] The causes of arthritis

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Date Fri, 21 Sep 2012 15:04:43 -0700 (PDT)
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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS????
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

 

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

 

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living , being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

 

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

 

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

 

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

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